About Me
As they say: Somedays the comedy just writes itself.
I was Born in Hammersmith, London in the year the Vietnam War ended, Pol Pot siezed control of Cambodia and Aristotle Onassis died. I had nothing to do with any of those events and my lawyers are hard at work proving as much.
I have a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Queen Mary College - University of London, part of which actually was Rocket Science, thereby rendering half of my quick comebacks obsolete. These days if anyone asks me if anything is hard I reply with "well, it's not modelling the dynamics of a non-linear system." Which is obviously a wow with the girls.
I love music and have been a singer / guitarist for a number of years. My current band 'Death by Monkey' is a covers band formed partly because I wanted to do something a little different for my last birthday and partly because it allows me to be loud and obnoxious in a pub without being thrown out.
